Monday, April 23, 2012

Turn Around

my response to your shrinking lights
was a vehicular jolt
and film criminal instinct
for a high speed chase.
but you turned around smiling,
and i think 
i'd die sad otherwise,
in a forty-two car pile up
miles from home.

you pull me over 
like a woollen blanket now
and your world is a bed
that i want to wake up in forever. 
when old people stare
i just want to kiss you,
and for someone to play The Beatles
"Do It In The Road" over phone speakers,
but not in a fucked up way
like usual.

like last week,
i would have smashed that guy's windscreen
and his headlights
to make him apologise.
but instead i turned around smiling,
because i think 
i'd die sad otherwise,
in a forty-two car pile up
miles from you.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

View Sauce

If you didn't want me to leave my wife then why would you have those photos of yourself in sexy lingerie all over your page.

What? No, i don't care if you didn't know how to change your privacy settings. I SAW THEM AND NOW I HAVE NO WIFE.


Now what are you going to do about it, Chenille19!

Saturday, April 14, 2012