Employable Bron vs. Arrogant Nihilist Bron

EB: How can you just not do your essay?
AN: Now that I have grasped the impermanence of meaning, I am able to change the way I see things so that they do not matter. It’s my super power.
EB: That’s a crap super power. It would be better if you could explode shit.
AN: Not if explosions don’t matter.
EB: Does anything matter?
AN: Mind.
EB: Is that supposed to be wit?
AN: Yes.
EB: You suck.
AN: Your face sucks.
EB: Your face is impermanent
AN: . . . omg


i swear this is helping me study.