i have the best life. all i do is spend time with people i adore, and it is wonderful. i wish i could write about it. you really have to be here.

so, in lieu of a post about newcastle, these are the sms templates on my phone. are people this lazy?

please call
i'm busy right now. i'll call you later.
thankyou
i am late. i will be there at
i will be arriving at
see you at
see you in
i'm in a meeting, call me later at
meeting is cancelled.
happy birthday
i love you too